Alright, gentlemen—Leo is on the way, which means my life is about to be 80% diapers, 15% crying (his and mine), and 5% wondering how something so small can produce so much chaos. Before that happens, let’s throw down with beer, pizza, cornhole, and some shameless bribery.
📍 Where: My house – 15800 Belmont Ave, Allen Park, MI 48101
📅 When: Saturday, May 17 @ 2pm
What’s on Tap?
🍺 A keg. Don’t be picky.
Food?
🍕 Pizza. Because we’re adults, but only barely.
Games?
🎯 Cornhole. Bring your A-game, or at least aim for the board.
The Cover Charge? DIAPERS.
💩 1 pack = 1 raffle entry
Bring more, increase your chances of winning, and help me avoid the horror of discovering we’re out of diapers at 2 AM.
What’s in it for you?
🎁 Raffle prizes – expect booze, gear, and whatever else I come up with after a few beers.
Come thirsty, bring diapers, and let’s send me into fatherhood the right way—with a full beer and a mountain of Huggies.
RSVP via text. 734-578-1547